I’m at the airport to France and it was so scary…

We were all set to go when we FORGOT MY PASSPORT

we then realized we left it in the car we were drove in
We then realized we didn’t have the phone number of the driver
We then realized our driver is the brother of my godfather
We then realized my godfather is a highly known worker at Delta Airlines
We then had a delta worker call my godfather to get his brothers phone number
The brother found the passport in his back seat and brought it back

IT TURNED OUT OK BUT I NEARLY DIED

MOTHER NATURE IS SO ANGRY

It literally snowed OH MY GOSH
Snow
In
April
What
The
Hell

If my future husband does not enjoy nudity 20/7 then it’s not meant to be

  • Person: does that bother you
  • Me: yeah like 20%
  • Person: 20% of what?
  • Me: just like 20% bothering me
  • Person: what
  • Me: 20%
MY FAVORITE THING EVER

so my mom always complains that my next door neighbors work on their yard and are outside WAY TOO MUCH
Plus they’re in their late 60s and the guy will go around without a shirt and the woman will go around in a bathing suit(it’s unsightly)

BUT ON THE NEW GOOGLE MAP PICTURE THEYRE STANDING IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE LOOKING AT THE THE CAMERA , WITH THE GUYS SHIRT OFF, WHILE THEY SWEEP THE SIDEWALK



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